Going Barking Mad

I normally like dogs. Most are cute, cuddly, and fun to roll around and play with. But I do not like my neighbor's dog. Especially tonight. This dang dog has been barking for at least the last 45 minutes. I'm sure everyone knows how hard it is to sleep with a barking dog. I want to toss a crowbar at it. I won't though. I really am not that cruel. Even though I'm exhausted and need to sleep for work tomorrow morning.

Maybe I'll throw a crowbar at the dog's owner instead.